When I am king of the universe...

When I am king of the universe...no, I take that back, I really need to be the Lord of all Creation to make this work...the Microsoft Internet Explorer team will be consigned to the lowest pits of hell there to wail and gnash their teeth as small demons gnaw on their bloated entrails while they are forced to again and again re-write their code in a futile effort to make pages display correctly in an ever shifting pool of non standards compliant code.