Taking things too far...

[tdjohnsn]

I had a post that I wrote in my head this morning about how A-list gays just need to learn to tell their Beautician "no" when it come to trimming their eyebrows. 50 year old men should not have eyebrows that resemble Donna Reed's. Trimming a stray hair here and their = Good. An overall trim, much less Sculpting = Bad.

Anyway, my little mini-rant on vanity gone wrong has been completely trumped by running across an article that referred to THIS procedure.

Apparently it is becoming quite popular with "Cleanliness-Obsessed Gay Men" and status conscious women.

Just a word to the wise. Sparkling white teeth are no longer enough.

Comments

[tbass.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I've heard of that before.

What I want to know is, who was the first person to be like, "You know what we really need to try?! We should rub some bleach on our anus!"

[dr-scott.livejournal.com]

I just heard of this on the cruise we just were on -- a guy pole-dancing next to the pool gave the whole audience a lovely view of his roseate circularity, leading to a joke about anal bleaching from one of the comedians on board.

[excessor.livejournal.com]

Sparkling white teeth are no longer enough.

I am so behind the times. After I conquered ring around the collar and getting my laundry whites to be whiter then white, I was just considering having my teeth bleached when now I find that other parts of me must be bleached as well.

It never ends. <sob>

[apparentparadox]

The anal sphincter darkens primarily due to staining from the expulsion of bodily waste.

I'm hoping this is a typo, and they actually meant straining, 'cause staining just grosses me out. I mean, don't people wash? And don't the exterior cells come off eventually anyway?

I think that A-list people should just do what people have been doing for years -- get a tattoo there.

[billeyler.livejournal.com]

And which procedure are you planning to do first! ;-)

[allanh.livejournal.com]

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

[fuzzygruf.livejournal.com]

Candidates for anal bleaching need a thorough exam first. It's a service that I'm able to provide, even on crutches. I'll send you a coupon.