I wandered into a shop on Christopher St. tonight that has about a hundred different t-shirts on the walls. One was in a nice suggestive tan-to-brown shade and said "I fantasize about the UPS man" using the actual UPS logo. I was *so* tempted.
Actually I really just want to have one of those uniforms with the shorts and wear it while driving a vehicle that lets people look in at my legs. Or for Hallowe'en. Bet I'd get laid a lot with that outfit... ;-)
Oh, BTW, on the subject of t-shirts: Today I was out and about wearing the "Revenge of Geoduck" tee from last year. I *never* wear it outside, but today I did... and BOY did I get stared at! New Yorkers never stare at ANYTHING, but tonight they were (I suppose) trying to figure out what the hell that big blue erection was on my chest. It was really amusing.
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Actually I really just want to have one of those uniforms with the shorts and wear it while driving a vehicle that lets people look in at my legs. Or for Hallowe'en. Bet I'd get laid a lot with that outfit... ;-)
Oh, BTW, on the subject of t-shirts: Today I was out and about wearing the "Revenge of Geoduck" tee from last year. I *never* wear it outside, but today I did... and BOY did I get stared at! New Yorkers never stare at ANYTHING, but tonight they were (I suppose) trying to figure out what the hell that big blue erection was on my chest. It was really amusing.